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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Author: Johnny Carson

It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.
Author: James Thurber

Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Author: Robert Orben

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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