Best quotes to send by SMS

From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It is by compromise that human rights have been abandoned. I insist that this shall cease. The country needs repose after all its trials; it deserves repose. And repose can
Author: Charles Sumner
From word to deed is a great space.
Author: French Proverb
Funny is an attitude.
Author: Flip Wilson
Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade.
Author: Rudyard Kipling
Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.
Author: Marya Mannes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How do ghosts fly from
one place to
another? A: By scareplane.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
there's no body there!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
What did the mother ghost tell
the kid ghost
when he went out to play?
"Don't get your sheets dirty!"
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Skelly-vision!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes