Best quotes to send by SMS
Charles Sumner From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It is by compromise that human rights have been abandoned. I insist that this shall cease. The country needs repose after all its trials; it deserves repose. And repose can
Author: Charles Sumner

French Proverb From word to deed is a great space.
Author: French Proverb

Flip Wilson Funny is an attitude.
Author: Flip Wilson

Rudyard Kipling Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Marya Mannes Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.
Author: Marya Mannes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
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Ghost jokes Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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Ghost jokes Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
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Ghost jokes What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"
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Ghost jokes What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
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