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I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
Author: Bob Hope

I don't like the sound of all those lists he's making - it's like taking too many notes at school; you feel you've achieved something when you haven't.
Author: Dodie Smith

I don't think you're a very good friend if you're always being supportive. You also have to add criticism.
Author: Jason Kottke

I don't want to be a passenger in my own life.
Author: Diane Ackerman

I feel like somebody just punched me in the stomach and knocked all my wind out. I'm only 30 years old and I want to have a chance to continue creating things. I know I've got at least one more great computer in me. And Apple is not going to give me a cha
Author: Steve Jobs

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
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Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?
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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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