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God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try.
Author: Mother Teresa

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
Author: J. G. Holland

God has always been hard on the poor.
Author: Jean-Paul Marat

God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.
Author: Voltaire

God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
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Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
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What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !
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What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
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