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George Bush doesn't care about black people.
Author: Kanye West

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.
Author: Socrates

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Author: Mark Twain

Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
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What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
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Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
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