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Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.
Author: Francois de Fenelon

Discretion is not the better part of biography.
Author: Lytton Strachey

Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
Author: Moses Ibn Ezra

Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Do not always expect good to happen, but do not let evil take you by surprise.
Author: Czech Proverb

How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes