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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Author: Timothy Leary

I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worries and only half the royalties.
Author: Agatha Christie

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.
Author: Herbert Hoover

When you wish to instruct, be brief; that men's minds take in quickly what you say, learn its lesson, and retain it faithfully. Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.
Author: Cicero

Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do believe in Art for Art's sake.
Author: E. M. Forster

How many weeks are there in a light year?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
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How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
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