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Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
Author: Persian Proverb

Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.
Author: Kent Nerburn

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Author: Dylan Thomas

Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.
Author: Edward Chapin

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
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What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !
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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
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