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The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.
Author: George Jellinek

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat undignified to smile. But the smile must be of the right kind must have understanding in it, and friendliness, and a good deal of patience.
Author: Roderic Owen

I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Author: Tom Hanks

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes