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Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Author: Robert W. Sarnoff

First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute a man finds himself in that position, the next thing he should do is reach out his arms.
Author: Kristin Hunter

First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.
Author: Helmuth von Moltke

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Author: Muhammad Ali

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
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Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well? 3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes