Best Cell Phones

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

I dont like animals. Its a strange thing, I dont like men and I dont like animals. As for God, he is beginning to disgust me.
Author: Samuel Beckett

I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts.
Author: Angelina Jolie

I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
Author: Stephen Colbert

I dote on his very absence.
Author: William Shakespeare

Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !
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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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