Best quotes to send by SMS
Benjamin Franklin He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Scottish Proverb He that loves the law will get his fill of it.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Benjamin Franklin He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows nor judge all he sees.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

William Shakespeare He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
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