Best quotes to send by SMS

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
He that loves the law will get his fill of it.
Author: Scottish Proverb
He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows nor judge all he sees.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum
!
Callum who ?
Callum all black !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Candice
!
Candice who ?
Candice get any better !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you tonight !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie a torch !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cass
!
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes