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For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.
Author: Rachel Carson

For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run his legs off to keep them from being stolen out fom underneath him.
Author: Bertolt Brecht

For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head.
Author: Bible

For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
Author: Bible

For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Author: Bible

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
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Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse." "But the squirrel?" asked the genie. "I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!"
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