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Fools rush in where fools have been before.
Author: Unknown

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
Author: Richard Feynman

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
Author: Terry Pratchett

For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the inevitable Thou shouldst not grieve.
Author: Bhagavad Gita

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.
Author: W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn't hit her once."
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At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"
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Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape should it be?
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Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
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