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Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.
Author: Joseph Sobran

I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Author: Leontyne Price

Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
Author: Hippocrates

If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system.
Author: Stuart Stevens

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
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Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
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Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
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Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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