Best quotes to send by SMS

Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Author: Thomas Fuller
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Author: Poul Anderson
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Author: Jack Benny
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue.
Author: John Dryden
If human life were long enough to find the ultimate theory, everything would have been solved by previous generations. Nothing would be left to be discovered.
Author: Stephen Hawking
The best jokes to send by SMS

Mum, Mum,
Dad's broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Want to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks,
I already know how many pockets I've got.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What do you do if your computer hums?
Tell
it to change its socsks!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer
keyboard then!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do,
but I didn't want to mention it.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes