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Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
Author: Sophia Loren

In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present: 'I am rising to a man's work.'
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Author: Demades

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Author: Rebecca Johnson

Monsieur l'abb, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.
Author: Voltaire

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Oh, yes it is - I'm nine today.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes