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Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Author: John Constable

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Author: Margaret Cho

Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre

How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible

Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
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Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !
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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
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Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing round of applause. Suddenly, out came the Russian with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked "Has anyone got a friggin' match?"
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