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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a po
Author: William Shakespeare

I have come to believe that giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving - not giving and taking.
Author: Joyce Grenfell

Toward no crime have men shown themselves so cold-bloodedly cruel as in punishing differences of belief.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can't even describe, aren't even aware of.
Author: Ellen Goodman

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Author: Mark Twain

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes