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If the young only knew; if the old only could.
Author: French Proverb

If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
Author: Teena Booth

If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?
Author: Carl Sagan

If you are out there, you have fans. You have a champion. Organize these champions. You probably know who your best customers are. Make them a star on your site. Make those people your superheroes.
Author: Jamison Stafford

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here." "You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried and now irritated waiter, "I can only serve one table at a time."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. "This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc." Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. "Well?" he finally asked, "What's this?" The waiter replied, "It's a friend of duck."
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes