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I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.
Author: Angela L. Wozniak

Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let's love turbulence and use it for change.
Author: Ramsay Clark

Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one the stars.
Author: Frederick Langbridge

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Author: Margaret Cho

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Author: Mark Twain

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes