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Best quotes to send by SMS
No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en;
In brief, sir, study what you most affect.Author: William Shakespeare
Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.Author: Thomas Carlyle
Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing it.Author: Robbie Gass
Undoubtedly, we become what we envisage.Author: Claude M. Bristol
The best jokes to send by SMS
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,
he
suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning
to the
man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said,
"No
problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
false teeth.
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too
loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
The speaker
tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not
taken back at
all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
The speaker said,
"They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal
and gave his speech.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker
went over to thank the man
who had helped him. "I want to thank you
for coming to my aid. Where
is your office? I've been looking for
a good dentist." The man
replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an
undertaker."This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
How can you get a set of teeth put in for
free?
Smack a monster.This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes
Kelso met Hensley on the
street. "Hey!"
said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you
call me
on the telephone?" "You ain't got no tellyphone!" said
Hensley. "I
know," said Kelso. "But you do!"This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes