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Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only make you ridiculous. A great occasion is valuable to you in proportion as you have educated yourself to make use of it.
Author: Orison Swett Marden

Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
Author: Audrey Giorgi

Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
Author: Margaret Mitchell

In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.
Author: Robert Heinlein

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
Author: Oscar Wilde

When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes