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If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Author: Robert Pante

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach

Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To prick and sting her.
Author: William Shakespeare

Let each man pass his days in that wherein his skill is greatest.
Author: Sextus Propertius

Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is something in Mind Cure, after all, and if thee continually talks of thyself as being old, thee may perhaps bring on some of the infirmities of age. At least I would not risk it if I were the
Author: Hannah Whitall Smith

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night.' 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.' The other said, 'Yes, but what was 'The Bride of Dracula' like ?'
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes