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Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
Author: Quintilian

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Nothing endures but change.
Author: Heraclitus

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.
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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
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Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes