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If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
Author: African Proverb

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Author: Robert Redford

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Author: Mary Kay Ash

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
Author: The Dalai Lama

If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Author: Spanish Proverb

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!
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