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Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Author: Anthony Burgess

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
Author: William Shakespeare

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Author: John Lennon

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
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Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!
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How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes