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Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Author: Louis Pasteur

In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law.
Author: Charles de Montesquieu

Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words.
Author: Aprocrypha

Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer.
Author: Barnard Elliot Bee

Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
Author: Mother Teresa

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly have to say at such distances he replied, "As best as we can figure, it is something like - Hey, can you hear me now?
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes