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In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
Author: R. A. Butler

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
Author: Albert Camus

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
Author: Louis Pasteur

In the hearts and minds of the people, the grapes of wrath were growing heavy for the vintage.
Author: John Steinbeck

Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
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An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
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There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."
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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.
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Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes