Best quotes to send by SMS
US Supreme Court Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was essential to give labourers opportunity to deal on an equality with their employers.
Author: US Supreme Court

Jimmy Buffett It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
Author: Jimmy Buffett

Ursula K. LeGuin Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin

Jose Ortega y Gasset Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset

Paul Gauguin Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Author: Paul Gauguin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Banana jokes Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
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Banana jokes Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
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Banana jokes What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Banana jokes What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Baby jokes What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes