Best quotes to send by SMS

Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was essential to give labourers opportunity to deal on an equality with their employers.
Author: US Supreme Court
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
Author: Jimmy Buffett
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.
Author: Ursula K. LeGuin
Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Author: Paul Gauguin
The best jokes to send by SMS

Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
today?
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
What is the difference between a banana and a
bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes