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He will laugh thee to scorn.
Author: Bible

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
Author: Hippocrates

Health is worth more than learning.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Hell is other people.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !
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How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !
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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !
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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
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