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You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
Author: George Herbert

If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
Author: Samuel Butler

You never find yourself until you face the truth.
Author: Pearl Bailey

You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
Author: George Bernard Shaw

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
Author: Matt Groening

A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man. The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest
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