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Ambition drove many men to become false; to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.
Author: Sallust

America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Author: Herbert Hoover

America has never been an empire. We may be the only great power in history that had the chance, and refused preferring greatness to power and justice to glory.
Author: George W. Bush

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Author: John Updike

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes