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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
Author: Terry Pratchett

A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however fertile, without cultivation.
Author: Cicero

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a lifetime's experience.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king.
Author: Homer

A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.
Author: Alexander Hamilton

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!'
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes