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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
Author: Terry Pratchett

. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly.
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Author: Adolf Hitler

[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
Author: Al Capp

[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.
Author: Marge Piercy

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!
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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
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