Best quotes to send by SMS

I show you doubt, to prove that faith exists.
Author: Robert Browning
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood...Make big plans, aim high in hope and work.
Author: Daniel H. Burnham
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
Author: Charles Baudelaire
What is the first business of one who practices philosophy? To get rid of self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows.
Author: Epictetus
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child
what grown-up life is really going to be like
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette
included
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes