Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Browning I show you doubt, to prove that faith exists.
Author: Robert Browning

Ralph Waldo Emerson The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Daniel H. Burnham Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood...Make big plans, aim high in hope and work.
Author: Daniel H. Burnham

Charles Baudelaire It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Epictetus What is the first business of one who practices philosophy? To get rid of self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows.
Author: Epictetus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
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