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Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.
Author: Lisa Alther

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.
Author: Hugh Elliott

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
Author: Mark Twain

If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
Author: Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse

Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed.
Author: Epicurus

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes