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For the wages of sin is death.
Author: Bible

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Author: Johnny Carson

For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Author: Clarence E. Hodges

For when the One Great Scorer comes To write against your name, He marks-not that you won or lost- But how you played the game.
Author: Grantland Rice

For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones.
Author: Bible

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.
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