Best quotes to send by SMS
Charles Lamb I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
Author: Charles Lamb

Hugh Elliott I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race.
Author: Hugh Elliott

Mark Twain I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Author: Mark Twain

Martha Washington I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.
Author: Martha Washington

Titus Livius I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can be effected without touching upon and handling them.
Author: Titus Livius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
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Money jokes What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
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Money jokes Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
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Money jokes Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Money jokes Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
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