Best Cell Phones

Every time you state what you want or believe, you're the first to hear it. It's a message to both you and others about what you think is possible. Don't put a ceiling on yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
Author: Nick Diamos

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Author: David Letterman

Everyone in the world was programmed by the place they were born, hemmed in by their beliefs, but you had to at least try to grow your own brain
Author: Scott Westerfeld

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes