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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Author: Margaret Bonnano

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Author: Thomas Babington Macaulay

It is quite possible for people who have never met us and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding of who we are than people who have known us for years.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
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Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"
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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?'
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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.
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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.
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