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I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.
Author: Anna Quindlen

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Author: Unknown

I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening of a grand scene and design in providence, for the illumination of the ignorant and the emancipation of the slavish part of mankind all over the earth.
Author: John Adams

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
Author: Ronnie Shakes

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Author: Aesop

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
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Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
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What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch
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