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I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
Author: Agatha Christie

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Author: George Burns

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
Author: Carl Sagan

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.
Author: Dr. Seuss

I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
Author: Ayn Rand

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
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What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
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