Best quotes to send by SMS

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Author: Brendan Behan
He who begins many things finishes but few.
Author: Italian Proverb
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Author: William Blake
He who doesn't look ahead remains behind.
Author: Mexican Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cherry
!
Cherry who ?
Cherry oh, see you later !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin and
Tony !
Chin and Tony who ?
Chin and Tonyk !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chris
!
Chris who ?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy
!
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff
!
Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes