Best quotes to send by SMS
Brendan Behan He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Author: Brendan Behan

Italian Proverb He who begins many things finishes but few.
Author: Italian Proverb

George Bernard Shaw He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

William Blake He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Author: William Blake

Mexican Proverb He who doesn't look ahead remains behind.
Author: Mexican Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !
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