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No matter how advanced your camera you still need to be responsible for getting it to the right place at the right time and pointing it in the right direction to get the photo you want.
Author: Ken Rockwell

No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Make your life a mission - not an intermission.
Author: Arnold Glasgow

No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
Author: Robert Half

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
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"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
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Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"
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