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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Author: Will Durst

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, s
Author: Agatha Christie

I believe our longing for an innate harmony runs deeper than our longing for righteousness.
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Author: Margaret Cho

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Author: Dorothy Day

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes