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I don't think there is a proper way to celebrate something which makes you happy.
Author: Matthew Oliphant

I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.
Author: Frida Kahlo

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Author: Franklin P. Adams

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Author: Will Durst

An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one now. He died last week."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. "Of course," added the grandpa, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."
This is the joke from a category: Old age jokes

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor. Father: !!!??????!!!
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes