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Best quotes to send by SMS
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.Author: Matt Groening
Well begun is half done.Author: Aristotle
Love is everything it's cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.Author: Erica Jong
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.Author: Henry Ward Beecher
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.Author: John M. Ford
The best jokes to send by SMS
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
Baby Rabbit:
Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you
were pulled from a magician's
hat.This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
A little girl spoke to her teacher about
whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a
human because even though it is a very large mammal,
its throat is very
small.
The little girl said, "But how can
that be? Jonah was swallowed by a
whale."
Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human. "It is
physically impossible!" she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said,
"Well, when I get to heaven I will
ask Jonah."
To this, the
teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
Three
couples are dining
together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".
The
English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar".
The
[you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb
cow".This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes
How do salespeople traditionally greet each
other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes
Teacher: Who can tell me where
Hadrians Wall
is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!This is the joke from a category: School jokes