
I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model--because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else.
Author: Britney Spears
I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
Author: Frances Willard
I write a lot of lyrics and I'm involved in the producing process, because it's like, if I'm singing it, I want it to be something that I can relate to.
Author: Lindsay Lohan
I want all my senses engaged. Let me absorb the world's variety and uniqueness.
Author: Maya Angelou
If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

What do you get if
crossed a new born snake
with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes
What is a snowman's favorite book ?
War
and Frozen Peas !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice
caps !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes