Best quotes to send by SMS
Britney Spears I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model--because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else.
Author: Britney Spears

Frances Willard I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
Author: Frances Willard

Lindsay Lohan I write a lot of lyrics and I'm involved in the producing process, because it's like, if I'm singing it, I want it to be something that I can relate to.
Author: Lindsay Lohan

Maya Angelou I want all my senses engaged. Let me absorb the world's variety and uniqueness.
Author: Maya Angelou

Charlotte Bronte If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
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Snake jokes What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.
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Snowman jokes What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
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Snowman jokes What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
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Snowman jokes What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !
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