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Best quotes to send by SMS
It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.Author: Elizabeth Taylor
It is what we learn after we think we know it all, that counts.Author: John Wooden
How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughingAuthor: Matt Groening
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb &Author: Jim Carrey
It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on.Author: Real Live Preacher
The best jokes to send by SMS
The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
"Don't
you know how to ride that yet?" he roared.
"Oh yes!" shouted Brad
over his shoulder.
"It's the bell I can't work yet.This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
How many evolutionists does it take to
change a light
bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes
Dan had been studying whales for over 20
years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their
communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds
and to
translate them into English. His latest research had proved
that they
can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked
what could they
possibly have to say at such distances he replied,
"As best as we can figure, it is something like - Hey, can you
hear me
now?This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes